There are some messed up people in this world. People like Susan Smith, Casey Anthony, and “Mommie Dearest” Joan Crawford. But in my opinion – none of them even hold a candle to Nadya Suleman.

As everyone on this planet knows by now, Nadya Suleman, or “Octomom” as she has become known as, is an unemployed single mother collecting welfare who has gotten the world’s attention since giving birth to octuplets on January 26th – even though she already had six other children, ages two through seven – and now has fourteen.

In my opinion, whether you agree with it or not, she is the poster child for a commonly used phrase by guys…

…she is a “train wreck.”

One website defined “train wreck” as, “a disaster or failure, especially one that is unstoppable or unavoidable; a disorganized, problematic, or chaotic person or thing; an incongruous situation.” That, to me, describes “Octomom.” You have six kids, you are single, you have no job and no prospects, you are on welfare and have the American taxpayers supporting you and your half-dozen offspring – so you decide to have eight more?! Clearly, this woman does not have the mental capacity to take care of herself – much less her now 14 kids…

…will someone PLEASE take those kids away from her!

Now that her giving birth to the only octuplets in American history has become public, all of America has been talking about her. In fact, talk show hosts, celebrities and others have even weighed in on the topic of “Octomom” – with many of them questioning her ability to look after her now 14 children. Also, it has recently come to light – now that she is all over the media – that both the Police and the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services visited Suleman’s home in July of 2008 in response to a complaint that her children appeared poorly cared for. Most recently – she thought she had lost one of her children, repeatedly telling an emergency dispatcher, after she called 911 on October 27th, “Oh God, I’m going to kill myself,” according to a recording of her 911 call released today by Police. It turns out that her five-year-old son wasn’t “lost” – because she found him a few minutes later – after he returned from a walk alone. If that is not bad enough, Los Angeles Police also once visited her home to let one of her children out of a locked bedroom…

…will someone PLEASE take those kids away from her!

Her new litter is not home from the hospital yet to meet her previous litter, but when they do – how in God’s name is this “train wreck” going to take care of 14 kids when she can’t even take care of herself? Ironically, Vivid Video, one of the pornographic industry’s biggest companies, offered Nadya Suleman $1 million to do several porno movies so she will have the money to take care of her children.

If she accepts – I really hope those guys wear condoms.